Traded all my ETH for Dogecoin at the peak... OOF!

Told everyone to HODL, then sold early... OOF!

Lost $500 in gas fees just trying to send $20... OOF!

Tried to jump across the lava, didn’t make it... OOF!

Thought I was pro at Obbies, fell on the first block... OOF!

Spent all my Robux on drip, but forgot to save for the game pass... OOF!

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OOF

I don't have a million dollars. but I have $OOF

CA: 0xa64f177b0fe808223b2c437db76188d73ac8c271

Bought a mystery crate, got a common item... OOF!

Bought the dip, it kept dipping... OOF!

Forgot my wallet password, now my millions are gone... OOF!

Accidentally sent ETH to a Bitcoin address... OOF!

Invested in a “safe” altcoin, turns out it was a rug pull... OOF!

Minted an NFT, but nobody bid on it... OOF!

Sold my crypto for fiat yesterday, and today it's pumping... OOF!

Joined a new DeFi project, forgot to unstake before the crash... OOF!

Tried day trading, ended up night crying... OOF!

Joined a Telegram group for free signals, lost all my savings... OOF!